I am not making this up. My brother-in-law sent me the link. He probably uses the level 4 Forgiveness several times a day, knowing him. He claims that not loving bacon is a level 3 offense. Who knew?
yeah, i think this is an easier system to use. if you sin at work, you don't have to stop everything, head down to the church and go to confession. you just use the bookmarks on your browser, get to the site and click. you could even pre-click at the beginning of the day to cover any potential sins that you anticipate. very handy.
cynical? no, this is not funny enough to get me cynical. this is just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh... my jaw hasn't yet returned to its normal place and I'm not sure how long it's going to stay like this.
well, prepaid sinning makes me think of someone who died and paid for all our sins - he did it way before I was born, knowing very well that I was going to do lots of bad stuff, but choosing to pay for it all anyway. (but he didn't tell us to click and donate...)
The Roman church had nothing with their indulgences compared to this!
ReplyDeleteaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
ReplyDeleteyeah, i think this is an easier system to use. if you sin at work, you don't have to stop everything, head down to the church and go to confession. you just use the bookmarks on your browser, get to the site and click. you could even pre-click at the beginning of the day to cover any potential sins that you anticipate. very handy.
ReplyDeleteare you being cynical, meirav? i think that's a level 1 sin. thankfully forgiveness for that is free. ;-)
ReplyDeletecynical? no, this is not funny enough to get me cynical. this is just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh... my jaw hasn't yet returned to its normal place and I'm not sure how long it's going to stay like this.
ReplyDeleteprepaid sinning? hmmm... that rings a bell.
ReplyDelete(ok, I admit, my jaw has got back to its place and you've got me laughing now.)
this is heinous. it so trivializes the grace of god.
ReplyDeletenot quite how it works.
ReplyDeleteit does?
ReplyDeleteyes. that's kind of what I meant by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. thank you for putting it into words.
ReplyDeletewell, prepaid sinning makes me think of someone who died and paid for all our sins - he did it way before I was born, knowing very well that I was going to do lots of bad stuff, but choosing to pay for it all anyway. (but he didn't tell us to click and donate...)
ReplyDeleteah, i get it now.
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